imagine rome making pasta for dinner one night and n. italy just runs to the dinner table and starts shoveling hot pasta into his mouth and rome’s like “wAIT IT’S HOT!” and italy just stops, looks up at rome, and says in a deep voice, “FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON" and then resumes eating his pasta
When someone asks why you’re friends:
lud pointing out his physical age like “why am i 20 if alfreds only 19 and i started in the 1800s? this doesnt even make sense. are you sure i wasn’t holy ro—” and gilbert like, “no, uh, actually, you’re uh, 19 and a half, but we , rounded up” “gilbert that still doesn’t make sense” “DONT ASK QUESTIONS” “but” “ALFRED DIDN’T DRINK HIS MILK”
Anything is a hetalia reference if you try hard enough
This will always make me laugh.
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
Pray the eh away
if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh
I’m a buff nation that can dance like a man!
I can shake-a my fanny, I can shake-a my can!
I’m a tough tootin’ nation!
I can punch-a yo buns, punch-a yo buns!
I can punch all yo buns!
If you’re a limey Brit, I will punch you for fun! :D
Ok, I know he technically wasn’t a nation at the time but I couldn’t resist. xD Reference from here: link
I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why