gudroo:
“this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
”

gudroo:

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

orriculum:

i’m going to save y’all the trouble, i’m anti-terf. please put me on whatever block list y’all fucks have, i’ll be glad to be separated from the likes of you

☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆                    trans women are amazing and terfs can suck it.  ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

shaunmurphy:

not to sound like a 5th grade health teacher but this whole idea that drinking alcohol for the first time symbolizes maturity and/or loosening up and not being up tight is how do I say…Fucked Up  

homoerotic-ads:
“fucking 5 hit combo this one
”

homoerotic-ads:

fucking 5 hit combo this one 

merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt:

merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt:

Saw something terrible today

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Snake eating an eel in the swamp behind my house

thefranticspriter:

got my gen 4 remakes at claires

sasukespussy:

homestuck:

callout76:

do you ever have a good url just to flex on 90% of tumblr users

no

yes